"Above all, try something."

"I don't wear a watch. How do I know my time? I find that someone will always tell me."

"Friendship is one of the sweetest joys of life. Many might have failed beneath the bitterness of their trial had they not found a friend."

"Immortality -- a fate worse than death."

"No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public."

"In the South of California has gathered the larges and most miscellaneous assortment of Messiahs, Sorcerers, Saints and Seers known to the history of aberrations."

"A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise."

"Whatever that be which thinks, understands, wills, and acts. it is something celestial and divine."

"No man can sit down and withhold his hands from the warfare against wrong and get peace from his acquiescence."

"In life, it is not what you know or who you know that counts -- it is both!"

"I paint objects as I think them, not as I see them."

"Life is just a quick succession of busy nothings."