"Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it."

"Nature and Nature's laws lay hid in night: God said, 'Let Tesla be', and all was light."

"Brilliance is born of desperation."

"Since when is public safety the root password to the Constitution?"

"While I thought that I was learning how to live, I have been learning how to die."

"Our generation has an incredible amount of realism, yet at the same time it loves to complain and not really change because if it does change then it wona€?t have anything to complain about."

"Walking is man's best medicine."

"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."

"The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling."

"Humor is a drug which it's the fashion to abuse."

"How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?"

"Cherish your own emotions and never undervalue them."