"Is there life before death?"

"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."

"I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck."

"Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport."

"Cogito ergo spud. - I think, therefore I yam"

"One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong."

"People are so busy lengthening their lives with exercise they don't have time to live them."

"Between thought and expression lies a lifetime."

"I find women with well developed flesh very attractive. The scrawny little things doing commercials on my television set are slightly repulsive -- like famine victims."

"Grant us a brief delay; impulse in everything is but a worthless servant."

"It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."

"A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat."