"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."

"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."

"I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night."

"If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?"

"What's another word for Thesaurus?"

"If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?"

"Every person has free choice. Free to obey or disobey the Natural Laws. Your choice determines the consequences. Nobody ever did, or ever will, escape the consequences of his choices."

"The two things that many cherish and hold dear that I have found to be of little value or importance in my life would be -- getting credit for and being right."

"Writers have two main problems. One is writer's block, when the words won't come at all and the other is logorrhea, when the words come so fast that they can hardly get to the wastebasket in time."

"Individuals may form communities, but it is institutions alone that can create a nation."

"Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight."

"Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either."