"The love we give away is the only love we keep."

"To know when to be generous and when to be firm -- this is wisdom."

"Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway."

"An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness."

"A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other... until death do them join."

"To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing and be nothing."

"To be what we are, and to become what we are capable of becoming, is the only end of life."

"By their own follies they perished, the fools."

"A bad habit never disappears miraculously; it's an undo-it-yourself project."

"Higher emotions are what separate us from the lower orders of life... Higher emotions, and table manners."

"Overall Bush's European trip has been an overwhelming success. Not once has he gotten separated from his group."

"Such laboured' nothings in so strange a style amaze the un-learned and make the learned smile."