"Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society."

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death."

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."

"Life is made up of constant calls to action, and we seldom have time for more than hastily contrived answers."

"I am only one, but I am one. I can not do everything, but I can do something. And I will not let what I can not do interfere with what I can do."

"It's okay for musicians not to be womanizers."

"Be not simply good - be good for something."

"My own personal position is that it's much more special to wait for the person who you're married to."

"Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast."

"It's said that if you can't say something good about a dead person, don't say it. Well, I consider him dead."

"Unless I accept my faults, I will most certainly doubt my virtues."

"We all live with the objective of being happy; yet our lives are all different and yet the same."