"Life? Don't talk to me about life!"

"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer"

"It鈥檚 not the fall that kills you; it鈥檚 the sudden stop at the end."

"He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."

"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."

"The dew has fallen with a particularly sickening thud this morning."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."

"Let me have men about me that are fat, Sleek-headed men, and such as sleep o' nights: Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look; He thinks too much: such men are dangerous."

"Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible to feelings as to sight?"

"THIS is why democracy doesn't work! Too much talking leads to not enough violence!"

"Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death."

"The first rule to tinkering is to save all the parts."