"'Coolidge is dead' 'How could they tell?"

"Famous actress bragging about her husband: Look at him, isn't he beautiful I have kept him for seven years now' Dorothy Parker: Don't Worry--he'll come back in style'"

"By whom?"

"The only 'ism' hollywood believes in is plagiarism."

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."

"You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think."

"If i cannot smoke in heaven, then i shall not go."

"Tug on anything at all and you'll find it connected to everything else in the universe."

"We should be eternally vigilant against attempts to check the expression of opinions that we loathe."

"And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever."

"POSTERITY, n. An appellate court which reverses the judgment of a popular author's contemporaries, the appellant being his obscure competitor."

"I am into parallel monogamy."